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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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Highly-rated pasta dish, surpassed in popularity only by spaghetti and prawn crackers.
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Good afternoon, censored, censored speaking - how may I help?”

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When you want to tell someone to go away, but you want to do in a very offensive way.
Annoying guy: I fucked your sister last night.
Good guy: Fuck off, no one in their right mind will believe your bullshit.
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Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.
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My reaction to almost every single article on this... GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE, roamed by the filthiest of beings make the most DIABOLICAL "sexual" terms that previously didn't exist. (DO NOT LOOK UP ONION RING PLEASE)
Person A: "Hey look at this urban dictionary article! Person B:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ????"
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