Lay up

An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

by AbuLahab69 August 25, 2021

Diced up

When a person gets hit from a punch or kick combination

That guy just got hit with a five punch combo
He got Diced up!

by Call me Topazz August 25, 2021

Fucked up

Not normal.

He/she thought that he/she was gonna fuck him up and make him go crazy, not knowing that the guy was fucked up long before them, and would be fucked up after they were gone, if it didn't kill him.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

maked up

putting on a full face of makeup and feeling cute.

all maked up and nowhere to go :(

by horyia August 25, 2021

stick him up

To stab someone with a shank (knife)

A term used in london

Dave: "stick him up with a stick, stick"

by _OBJ_ August 26, 2021

Slim the fuck up

What Someone is about to do.

“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”

“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“

by Trouty August 27, 2021

fire up the jug

Put the kettle on/boil the jug.

- Put the kettle on mate, by the way I hate immigrants
- I've got springs under my feet, so fire up the jug

by toniozi August 29, 2021