National Hate Ryan Day

Hate on Ryan day
On September 14th

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day

by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025

National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025

National Thigh Pic Day

September 16th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.

Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!

by karlanderson September 15, 2025

International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.

Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.

by Greg761 September 17, 2025

Retardation Day

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".

We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!

by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

hours per day

The de facto SI unit of screen time, measured in hours per day, commonly used to quantify how much time individuals spend in front of screens.

My friends and I joked that our screen time hourage was off the charts this weekend, hitting at least six hours per day binge-watching our favorite series!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025