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dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.
Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”
by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022
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Grab dick day

December 5th is grab dick day. U must grab someone’s dick on December 5th.
Josh: today’s grab dick day

Ashley: Aii Bett lemme grab ya dick
by I will eat ur ass December 5, 2019
mugGet the Grab dick daymug.

Dick

Peter writes this is you under the definition of dick
by Used by someone else March 2, 2020
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dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches
Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?
by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020
mugGet the dick tanmug.

door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
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Honey dick

A dick where the forskin exceeds the length and girth of the meat of the penis. This kind of dick resembles a honey stick, and henceforth a “honey dick”.
“Omg! Alexander Platsen has got such a honey dick!”
by Ass-mus February 26, 2021
mugGet the Honey dickmug.

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