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Dick Unit

A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.
Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."
by RazerBlade07 August 14, 2012
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dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.
Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.
by Damastta July 9, 2012
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dick hugger

A girl who cannot let a certain guy go - whether that be an ex boyfriend or a former lover (whom she may have developed feelings for at some point); keeping herself "wrapped" around him.
"How's your girl, bro?"
"Not so well. She's sweet and all but she's such a dick hugger with her previous guy, so I had to let her go."
by Kloovkalush October 4, 2023
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dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.
Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift
by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015
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Dick Rocket

Doing a line of coke off of someone’s dick.
Things got pretty wild last night when people started doing dick rockets off Joes dick.
by Rick Dockets September 6, 2022
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Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.
by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022
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National Grab Dick Day

“aye bro today’s the day! Sams gonna grab my junk for sure!” Rob was excited for National Grab Dick Day.
by Guierrmo The 3 April 15, 2019
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