goody two shoes

Someone who is "SO GREAT" and is so rich that she has two shoes. That lucky B.

LaShonda & Janet are goody two shoes. They are so great that they get two shoes. Whereas no one likes me . I have one shoe - they get two.

by ShaneIsWrong May 19, 2016

one two, one two

When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.

yea nigga one two,one two yo!

by Arachnaphobia February 17, 2003

Two Buck Chuck

Charles Shaw once started a winery. He owned it with his wife and 5 children. Due to the financial troubles associated with the winery, his wife wanted a divorce. As part of the divorce settlement, she acquired the winery. As a result of how hurt he was by the divorce, he lowered the price of the wine to $2 thinking she wouldn't make any money and never get out of the pile of debt the winery had cost them. Little did he know of how successful it would be.

Pick me up a bottle of two buck chuck.

by HustleRose October 2, 2013

two finger discount

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.

"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."

by Here King December 14, 2008

Two Bob Rocket

Used to describe when one is displeased with something

John "Did you see that cunt mccoist at the game at the weekend?"

Dougie " Aye a did , wit a fuckin Two Bob Rocket "

John "hm?"

by dougiebhoy January 13, 2009

Two Dee Ecks

Stands for beatmaniaIIDX, a famous rhythm game arcade style that has been made by Konami. beatmaniaIIDX got 20 version of games, from the 1th style to the 10th style, then we got IIDX Red, Happy Sky, DistorteD, Gold, DJ Troopers, Empress, Sirius, Resort Anthem, Lincle, and the most recent one, Tricoro. You can find a lot of cabinets in arcades and somewhere in the internet even HDD rips for PC.

<P1> Hey man wanna play Two dee ecks?
<P2> Sure, let's clear some hyper songs.

by RenardIIDX December 30, 2012

two peice jigsaw

A bird who you can pull without trying and can be defined as easy

Miss Thomas was as easy as a two peice jigsaw.

by paul smog September 21, 2006