Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special

Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.

by Assjuice12 February 12, 2018

goody two shoes

Someone who is "SO GREAT" and is so rich that she has two shoes. That lucky B.

LaShonda & Janet are goody two shoes. They are so great that they get two shoes. Whereas no one likes me . I have one shoe - they get two.

by ShaneIsWrong May 04, 2016

one two, one two

When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.

yea nigga one two,one two yo!

by Arachnaphobia February 18, 2003

Johnny Two-Face

often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.

"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"

by Matt Sturbate October 31, 2004

two peice jigsaw

A bird who you can pull without trying and can be defined as easy

Miss Thomas was as easy as a two peice jigsaw.

by paul smog September 21, 2006

Two Bob Rocket

Used to describe when one is displeased with something

John "Did you see that cunt mccoist at the game at the weekend?"

Dougie " Aye a did , wit a fuckin Two Bob Rocket "

John "hm?"

by dougiebhoy January 13, 2009

two finger discount

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.

"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."

by Here King March 07, 2007