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scram turtle

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 6, 2009
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Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!
by Stygmatik November 27, 2019
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turtle

electing for a more antisocial option when presented with an invitation
bro 1: "dude do you want to come over tonight? stacy will be there and she's bringing a ton of hookers and lots of blow"
bro 2: "nah, dude, i'm not really feeling up to all that social interaction -- i think i'm just gonna turtle and go home and play GTA"
by handlejandle January 31, 2016
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Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.
Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
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turtle

I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell
'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"
by HipsterDFilms April 3, 2018
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big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food
After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...
by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016
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