*Le shoves dollar into vending machine but gets rejected*
Me: Oh jesus christ you're a faggot dollar!
Me: Oh jesus christ you're a faggot dollar!
by cantdrownmydemons99 March 22, 2013
Get the Faggot Dollarmug. Misspelling of Fagott, German for "bassoon" (generally used by conductors who are too lazy to translate). Also used in orchestra terminology to refer to the bassoonist.
by fayarc February 17, 2018
Get the Faggotmug. A word used to describe a man presenting as straight who constantly tries to reinforce their masculinity or emphasize their heterosexuality.
Most of their money is spent on gender-affirming products pandering to like-minded individuals including: massive lifted trucks used exclusively for commuting, "tactical" alternative to everyday items, and anything that uses either "Alpha" or "for real men" in its marketing.
Because every action they undertake is one-man competitive dick-showing competition, they will often react to others simply existing around them with great hostility or spite, resulting in their self-alienation, which they then blame on a male loneliness epidemic. Examples of hostile behavior include racing in traffic, general racism, and rolling coal on on other drivers. Examples of their spite include refusing to be neighborly and becoming escalatingly more inconsiderate, bringing their own meat to began restaurants, commenting "MAGA" or "Trump 2024" on posts with black or queer people on social media, and joining the Proud Boys because of increased black and queer presence in media. Behavior identical or alike to this is referred to as "faggotry."
The standard faggot intersects with other subcultures including the douchebags, fuckboys, crypto enthusiasts, and Christian nationalists or conservatives. Where faggotry is present, the term "faggot" is the most appropriate term with which to refer to these people. They are deeply insecure, and incredibly fragile.
Most of their money is spent on gender-affirming products pandering to like-minded individuals including: massive lifted trucks used exclusively for commuting, "tactical" alternative to everyday items, and anything that uses either "Alpha" or "for real men" in its marketing.
Because every action they undertake is one-man competitive dick-showing competition, they will often react to others simply existing around them with great hostility or spite, resulting in their self-alienation, which they then blame on a male loneliness epidemic. Examples of hostile behavior include racing in traffic, general racism, and rolling coal on on other drivers. Examples of their spite include refusing to be neighborly and becoming escalatingly more inconsiderate, bringing their own meat to began restaurants, commenting "MAGA" or "Trump 2024" on posts with black or queer people on social media, and joining the Proud Boys because of increased black and queer presence in media. Behavior identical or alike to this is referred to as "faggotry."
The standard faggot intersects with other subcultures including the douchebags, fuckboys, crypto enthusiasts, and Christian nationalists or conservatives. Where faggotry is present, the term "faggot" is the most appropriate term with which to refer to these people. They are deeply insecure, and incredibly fragile.
Example #1
Guy 1: Have you talked to John lately?
Guy 2: No; the last time I talked to him, he was laughing about how he killed his ex-girlfriend's cat because she broke up with him.
Guy 1: Didn't HE cheat on HER?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Damn, John's a massive faggot.
Example #2
Wife: James, can you please wash your balls? They smell like shit.
James: FUCK YOU CUNT. Because you're such a bitch, I'm going to go fuck a skunk before you blow me next time.
Wife: Damn, I'm married to a fucking faggot.
Example #3
Neighbor: Hey Chris, it's 3AM. Can you stop revving your RAM 2500, blasting Five Finger Death Punch, and firing off your desert eagle? I'm your doctor, I need some sleep, and you have an appointment at my office in 4 hours.
Chris: FUCK YOU. IT'S MY RIGHTS TO DO THIS. THIS IS AMERICA. FUCKING LIBTARD. I'M GOING TO DO DONUTS ON YOUR LAWN AND FUCK UP ALL YOUR LANDSCAPING. FUCK YOU.
Neighbor: God I hate being neighbors with this stupid faggot.
Guy 1: Have you talked to John lately?
Guy 2: No; the last time I talked to him, he was laughing about how he killed his ex-girlfriend's cat because she broke up with him.
Guy 1: Didn't HE cheat on HER?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Damn, John's a massive faggot.
Example #2
Wife: James, can you please wash your balls? They smell like shit.
James: FUCK YOU CUNT. Because you're such a bitch, I'm going to go fuck a skunk before you blow me next time.
Wife: Damn, I'm married to a fucking faggot.
Example #3
Neighbor: Hey Chris, it's 3AM. Can you stop revving your RAM 2500, blasting Five Finger Death Punch, and firing off your desert eagle? I'm your doctor, I need some sleep, and you have an appointment at my office in 4 hours.
Chris: FUCK YOU. IT'S MY RIGHTS TO DO THIS. THIS IS AMERICA. FUCKING LIBTARD. I'M GOING TO DO DONUTS ON YOUR LAWN AND FUCK UP ALL YOUR LANDSCAPING. FUCK YOU.
Neighbor: God I hate being neighbors with this stupid faggot.
by xxdeepfried69xx March 9, 2024
Get the Faggotmug. 
THE NEW ENGLISH DEFINITION OF FAGGOT
People who must be referred to as faggots:
- Sinister people with a malevolent agenda (villains)
- People who enjoy hurting others (sadists)
- Murderers, rapists, pedophiles (criminals)
- Practically every ‘politician’/‘leader’/‘star’ that sold out
- Evil people in general.
- Faggots are evil. Gay people are not faggots.
People who must be referred to as faggots:
- Sinister people with a malevolent agenda (villains)
- People who enjoy hurting others (sadists)
- Murderers, rapists, pedophiles (criminals)
- Practically every ‘politician’/‘leader’/‘star’ that sold out
- Evil people in general.
- Faggots are evil. Gay people are not faggots.
Dad: Why does my guy keep calling people faggots? Doesn’t he know that word is offensive?
Kid: Actually Dad, he’s not using it to refer to gay people or innocent people in general. Faggot now refers to evil people who take pride and pleasure in making other people suffer by allowing them to drown in poverty and bondage while they float in their yachts and laugh at us while pissing fluoride in our water. They inflicted so much pain and suffering on the human population through human rights abuses and the inversion of all that is holy and wise, that the only way for us as a united people to take back our language, our culture, and our rights is to start with the simplest and most basic things - like the words we use to describe each other and reality - and work on improving them and reversing the inversion (shining a light on the darkness) instead of ignoring them out of fear which will cause more negative emotions as opposed to reversing the vicious cycle of pain and suffering (samsara) and turning it into a virtuous cycle of growth and vitality.
Dad: You’re right son, you’re right… I guess I’m just not hip with the lingo these days… Nam saying?
Kid: Fo sho dad, it’s not like any of us is perfect. We’re all just trying our best in this chaotic mess we call life, each of us trying our best to weave the golden threads of success and virtue in the cosmic tapestry of the universe and the unconditional love of God.
Dad: True dat son… true dat.
Kid: Actually Dad, he’s not using it to refer to gay people or innocent people in general. Faggot now refers to evil people who take pride and pleasure in making other people suffer by allowing them to drown in poverty and bondage while they float in their yachts and laugh at us while pissing fluoride in our water. They inflicted so much pain and suffering on the human population through human rights abuses and the inversion of all that is holy and wise, that the only way for us as a united people to take back our language, our culture, and our rights is to start with the simplest and most basic things - like the words we use to describe each other and reality - and work on improving them and reversing the inversion (shining a light on the darkness) instead of ignoring them out of fear which will cause more negative emotions as opposed to reversing the vicious cycle of pain and suffering (samsara) and turning it into a virtuous cycle of growth and vitality.
Dad: You’re right son, you’re right… I guess I’m just not hip with the lingo these days… Nam saying?
Kid: Fo sho dad, it’s not like any of us is perfect. We’re all just trying our best in this chaotic mess we call life, each of us trying our best to weave the golden threads of success and virtue in the cosmic tapestry of the universe and the unconditional love of God.
Dad: True dat son… true dat.
by [ya boi] RAYYY March 16, 2024
Get the Faggotmug. by adadadadaadadada March 1, 2022
Get the faggotmug.