goated

when ur goated with the sauce

wait im goated

by cornpizza February 19, 2024

new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.

Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

by Heatwrench May 28, 2022

dead goat

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024

goat

eminem.

eminem is the goat

by sarah👨🏿‍🌾 March 17, 2022

Throat goat

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.

Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.

by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025