Bread

When you're so tired you feel like dried out bread.
This expression is taken from the spongebob meme of squidward looking dried out with text above him saying "Let's get this bread", alluding to being very tired, yet still trying to do work.

"Dude I was up all night, fell asleep at 8 AM and woke up at 9 AM for school, I'm so fucking bread rn"

"I've been awake for 23 hours, I'm bread'ing rly hard"

by caztv November 17, 2022

Pink bread

Bread made using vaginal yeast

person 1: mmmm I loved Maria's pink bread

person 2:I know right, it was so tasty

by skidibi toilet December 26, 2024

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Bread hour

Bread hour occurs when our German teacher throws his heel of the bread into the class as the class

BREAD HOUR

by Non Catholic Caterpillar November 27, 2019