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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
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Crazy

Lissy is crazy because she can’t keep her damn thoughts and arguments to herself
by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS November 25, 2022
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Crazy Aunt Sheryl

A poggers aunt whos on cocaine
Jerry: your Crazy Aunt Sheryl is hotttt
Steve: thanks.
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Crazy mofo

by Crazyperson45 November 19, 2021
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Crazy Horse

Crazy horse was born in 1842 time. She fought in the battles of Fetterman Fight, Battle of the Rosebud, Battle of the Little Bighorn. Crazy Horse was a Lakota war leader of the Oglala band in the 19th century. He took up arms against the United States federal government to fight against encroachment by white American settlers on Native American territory and to preserve the traditional way of life of the Lakota people. She had a daughter named They Are Afraid of Her. Crazy Horse died on September 5, 1877, Fort Robinson Museum & History Center, NE.
by Lilly Green December 7, 2020
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crazy jay

a man that most middle or highschoolers know in bristol county area hes super chill and you will find him at the food courts at the mall or a park. if you see him you gotta talk to him he has some lines like " u from morton " or " crazy jay crusin the avenue" yk him if you see him ofc.
girl : hey crazy jay

crazy jay : u go to morton

girl : nahhh

crazy jay : lets go baby!
by ihateyou555 October 27, 2023
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Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home
That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.
by frandern August 31, 2010
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