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IT Super Ninja

A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.

IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.

IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.
User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."

User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."
by Llejk Eloc June 15, 2011
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Super Straight

basically ur a homophobic and transphobic incel kys ur not valid
by awfulberries March 9, 2021
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Super Straight

When a person says they are Super Straight they really mean homosexual. It’s a secret way of bringing out their homosexuality
Hey guys I’m Super Straight and I just got a boyfriend/girlfriend!
by I’mfuckinggay March 10, 2021
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Super Senior

(noun)

One who has yet to finish their coursework in the expected time frame.
Jake: John, you're still here? Weren't you a senior last year?

John: I've ascended and become something much more, a Super Senior if you will.
by Erick Withack May 5, 2022
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Super Straight

Super Straight - A sexuality in which a cishet man or woman only dates their opposite gender in which that person was born as.

Also known as a hetero transphobe who is trying to cover up their transphobia by using a wack sexuality made by a random man on tiktok for clout and attention.
Transgender man/woman - hey, i like you, wanna date?

Super Straight man/woman - no, sorry, man. Im super straight. I dont date transgender people.

Transgender man/woman - So you are transphobic?

Super straight man/woman - No, i just wont date a woman/man with the opposite genitals to what they go by.

Transgender man/woman - what about the ones who transitioned completely? (top and bottom surgery, etc.)

Super straight man/woman - No, i still wouldnt date them.

Transgender man/woman - Okay, so your transphobic.
by r44z0rs March 24, 2021
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super stalker

This is the Super Stalker crankbait from Drifter Tackle, the same company that brings you the phenomenal Believer muskie lures. With the sturdy hard plastic body and the flexible soft plastic tail, this lure offers the best of both worlds. Not only is it extremely versatile as a casting and trolling lure, but it is an excellent toss-back bait for those muskies that follow up to the boat but refuse to strike.
I love my super stalker I never fish without one
by masterbaitermaster January 10, 2010
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Super straight

A bunch of transphobic idiots trying to be oppressed and in a community that they don’t even like.
normal person: hey man, what’s your sexuality?

mindless idiot: i’m super straight

normal person: die
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