The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded
by Concerned Jeremy June 02, 2024
A humorous term referring to a person's tendency to only attract or date partners who embody the characteristics of "Hello Kitty" girls—typically cute, whimsical, and childlike in nature. This often results in a cycle where the individual feels unable to connect with anyone outside this specific aesthetic, despite a desire for different types of relationships. No matter what social spaces they enter, they inexplicably draw in people of such nature, leading to interactions that revolve around their curse and can result in frustration and isolation for the cursed individual, who feels trapped in a cycle of limited romantic prospects and may question their own identity.
Guy 1: I heard Mark got a case of Rusty's Curse again.
Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.
by MonarchRusty October 09, 2024
I totally got a rusty septum last night and then that bitch tried to kiss me, so I slapped her in the face.
by Jeru Tha Damaja May 03, 2009
When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018