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Phone boyfriend

A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.
From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)

(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020
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phone shaming

an act done by zambians, mostly to make one feel bad about their phones.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.
tom enjoys phone shaming people because he uses an iphone.
by Bandzz Flockaaa August 10, 2022
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Half-a-phone

Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.
Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday.
by Dan bob December 27, 2007
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car phone

Karen Reynolds' slang term for "cell phones"
(From Totally Studios, a Dhar Mann ripoff)
"Put down those car phones!"
"In my day, we didn't have car phones and fly why and all that gobbledygook"
"We got a problem with these kids, it's these cellular car phones, they spend so much time on it and they're not getting a good education!"
"Cell phone blocker? Does it work on car phones too?"
"That's it! No more of this car phone nonsense!"
"The only reason we're going there it's because they don't have those cellular car phone things; they better not have those things in Minneapolis!"
"They're not passengers, they're kids from my school! Look at them on their car phones; they better not be flying where we're flying!"
"I don't know honey, but they don't let car phones on a plane."
"I'm going to get away from car phones and the internet and those kinds of things."
"i'M So SiCK oF THeSe CAR PHoNeS !"
"Well what am I supposed to keep track of your car phone for you?"
"IT'S NOT A CAR PHONE!!"
"Car phone, plane phone, whatever."
"Well yeah, his phone, cuz he's always on that car phone! He's always…it's like a part of his body! He's on it in the airplane, he's on it inside the airport, and he's even on it in school!"

Moral of the story: TURN OFF THOSE DAMN CAR PHONES! 🚗 📱
by DinoFax August 9, 2025
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Phone

A device that can be used to talk to others through texting and calling. It is what most teenagers are addicted to.
Get of your dammed phone!
by That certain someone April 22, 2019
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Ansel i-phone

Anyone who takes excessive photos from their cell phone and thinks they are an artist.
Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.
by Ethel Marie June 6, 2018
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Whorish Phone

A phone that is whorish. Resembles a whore. Is a whore. A dirty whore.
Your phone is more whorish than mine, perhaps even a whorish phone.
by JOEmaamaCoc February 12, 2024
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