moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Your mom gay

The ultimatum of the your mom gay meme

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT

Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors

*Person 1 & 2 dies*

*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*

by Brenfuckingdan May 21, 2018

It's none of your business

1.When someone asks you something but you want it to be a secret so you won't say it.

2.Also used when you want to keep an information private.

A:Hey dude, where are you from?
B:It's none of your business.

by ErFy June 25, 2017

Your Grammar Sucks

A popular youtube series created by Jack Douglass (youtube name jacksfilms), in which Jack reads out badly spelled or written youtube comments, in a quest to "clean up youtube one comment at a time". Often abbreviated to YGS.

Youtube comment: MY AM TEH LICKING OF THESE VIDEOE BICHES!!1?
Guy reading comment: My God, wait till Jack sees this. If this doesn't get onto Your Grammar Sucks, I don't know what will.

by kingofthebiches February 23, 2012

burn your tower

1) To undeniably humiliate
2) To rightly infuriate

"Hey man, will it burn your tower if I start talking to that chick?"

"Do you think it'll burn your tower if I eat the last doughnut?"

by Hans from Albany July 1, 2006

piss in your cheerios

When somebody fucking ruins your day that was going well.

Hey man I don't mean to "piss in your Cheerios" but I saw your lady blowing some guy in the parking lot at bar close last night.

by Bigbadbamf February 17, 2014

Police Your Brass

To clean up your spent round casings when shooting firearms at a range.

Make sure to police your brass to keep our range floor nice and clean.

by Xeon06 January 25, 2015