Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck

“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”

by Evansturkey December 14, 2020

Flag

Get the Turkey’s neck mug.

Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.

"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"

by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020

Flag

Get the Pee Neck Disease mug.

Broke neck syndrome

When you sleep in a position that makes your neck hurt or partially immobile the next day.

God i hate these old pillows, every morning i wake up with broke neck syndrome.

by Robo2004 November 3, 2021

Flag

Get the Broke neck syndrome mug.

Uber neck

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.

Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.

by fascia lata November 6, 2021

Flag

Get the Uber neck mug.

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.

We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.

by FyffandSG November 12, 2021

Flag