Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

Mike Gulf'd

When have just enough money to buy your teammates back but you grab an ammo box instead.

I thought we were coming back but our teammate Mike Gulf'd us at the buy station.

by Nifarius February 26, 2021

Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024

Mike Tyson

The only man to solat in the fuckin' cafe which didn't allow Muslim

Yo, you saw Mike Tyson

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021

mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022

Mikelis

Hottest man in existance, honestly, massive penis aswell, made my legs shake. If you want an awesome boyfriend, text Mikelis, he won't dissapoint. Best guy on earth!

Who is that?
Thats Mikelis!
Who is he?
Only the best boyfriend and best looking man on earth, god I wish I could have him.
Honestly, you are right, he is hot.

by balandey February 28, 2022