Lesbian

Delta and atlas

Person 1 “hey are they straight” Person 2 “no”

Person 1 “Oh they’re lesbian”

by Syrup and mayonnaise April 12, 2021

lesbian weekend

The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.

A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:

On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together

Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street

by Dpeters756 January 7, 2017

lesbian

non male being attracted to non male / female aligned people. and no you can't turn them straight.

Joe: Yo I bet Victoria will go on a date with me.
Frank: No dude, she's a lesbian, she doesn't want you.

by robertcaliforniaz December 26, 2021

Lesbian

To all my fellow mcyt stans:

Tommyinnit

“I get lesbians”

by Motherinnit June 9, 2021

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

Lesbian

A non man who is attracted to another non man!

Guy: hi cutie, wanna date?
Rando: no sorry I'm lesbian

by Halloweenpiss September 24, 2021