A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.
by A. Miller September 25, 2025
Get the Green Dudes from Mortal Enginesmug. by Recycled Big Chimpin February 25, 2023
Get the Snood Dudemug. A dude, probably named something like Bryan or Chad, who drinks beer and talks about getting "chicks" 24/7/365 (366 this year). Wears nothing but Patagonia and the only words in his vocabulary are "bro" and "let's go." Lives in a house that is always a total sausage fest, except during frat parties where the aforementioned "chicks" they are constantly yapping about come to the house to get drugged by the Frat Dudes so the Frat Dudes can have their way with them.
by Pialinist July 16, 2024
Get the Frat Dudemug. Ace Boon Dude is defined as yourself and someone and/or others you go way back with and are best buddies and homeboys for life up to and including staying best buddies in the next life.
Here’s how Ace Boon Dude is defined:
Nick, I’m making a phone call (iPhone 13 Pro ringing Franklin Clinton’s ringtone) Yo Will I’m heading to Williwbrook Mall today for lunch at the food court, wanna meet up? Will, Alright. Nick, That’s what’s up let’s also go Mother’s Day and Father’s Day shopping. Nick, My New Jersey Transit Access Link round trip windows are from my place to the mall between 12:30PM and 1:00PM and my return window is between 3:30PM and 4:00PM. Will, Sounds great; I’m calling my van driver in 3 minutes, I’m also bringing my roommate Jon. Nick, Awesome let’s rock.
Nick, I’m making a phone call (iPhone 13 Pro ringing Franklin Clinton’s ringtone) Yo Will I’m heading to Williwbrook Mall today for lunch at the food court, wanna meet up? Will, Alright. Nick, That’s what’s up let’s also go Mother’s Day and Father’s Day shopping. Nick, My New Jersey Transit Access Link round trip windows are from my place to the mall between 12:30PM and 1:00PM and my return window is between 3:30PM and 4:00PM. Will, Sounds great; I’m calling my van driver in 3 minutes, I’m also bringing my roommate Jon. Nick, Awesome let’s rock.
by Nick Purcell April 24, 2022
Get the Ace Boon Dudemug. hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.
by Golden Ring January 23, 2021
Get the COOKIE DUDEmug. Another name for the Bro-Code, the first 10 sacred commandments of laws which govern all Dude/Bro interaction.
Bro 1: Dude you totally ditched me for your girlfriend.
Bro 2: Whatever man.
Bro Lawyer: Bro 1, you are hereby charged under violation of Article 1 of the Dude's Decalogue: Bros before Hoes
Bro 2: Whatever man.
Bro Lawyer: Bro 1, you are hereby charged under violation of Article 1 of the Dude's Decalogue: Bros before Hoes
by Eagle Claw - OPS Director August 26, 2009
Get the Dude's Decaloguemug. Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting
by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019
Get the Purple fat dudemug.