Siren boner

n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job

Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.

by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019

Class Boner

When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.

Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny

by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.

I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner

by BigGDiddy June 5, 2019