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joe vollet

a person whose presence with females is nonexistent.
Wow that dude is such a joe vollet, he totally doesn’t know how to talk to girls
by UberGoober84 June 18, 2019
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true joe

A male friend that is wheelchair bound due to not having any use of his legs
Don't make fun of Chuck he's a true joe.
by Capt. Kirkland September 26, 2019
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bloppy joe

To eat sloppy joe mix out of someone’s butthole
Hey. You know what sounds good right about now, Jamie? A bloppy joe.
by Kd93 September 28, 2019
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Joe's Mudd

Dog shit that is left on the grass and not picked up by its owner, causing someone to step in it.
by DefHurricane May 3, 2018
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Sloppy Joe

At SUNY Maritime, we have a tradition of Mugs giving each other a "Sloppy Joe." A "Sloppy Joe" is the act of rubbing and tugging until you get some baby batter in your hand. Walk up to a friend or foe and give them an old slap in the face with your baby juice. To make it extra sloppy, rub your hands together and get your protein shake extra tacky.
I saw a MUG in the engine room give another MUG a Sloppy Joe. Hope he enjoys salty treats.
by DomerDDoijiojoij September 15, 2017
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Joe Elio

Joe Elio is a Lebanese mixed name. He’s a great guy who has to pass all his life hearing the joke:that his parents didn’t agree on Joe, nor on Elio, so they eventually put them together. Just like the complex name, Joe elio is a thinker, a patient person who knows how to handle bad situations and problems. Charming, and unbelievably attractive, Joe elio can’t let any girl/woman pass without capting her attention, and making her smile. Even though he’s rational and logical, he has a very sensitive character that makes him the perfect guy. Very very very jealous and overprotective over his girl, Joe elio is a keeper despite the fact that he looks like a handsome player.
-How perfect is he on a scale from 1 to 10?
-Joe Elio.😍
by oott September 25, 2017
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joe allwood

a big scary ginger person otherwise known as MOOF
hey look its moof ! or joe allwood
by joeallwood07 October 11, 2017
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