by fuggutarded December 9, 2021
Get the Yung Long Johnsmug. 
Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
Get the Long Islandmug. Synonym for any kind of Firearm.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
Get the Long Distant Hole Punchermug. "Long boobs" is a term which is used when one's boobs are long, not necessarily hanging, but just having an shape which have similar properties as a long object. It's important to take note that the term "Long boobs" only should be used in occasions where it is used as a compliment.
"Swanoogle my broogle, you have long boobs today. Nice!"
"W'up bro, yo ma nig' yo tit' ies r pret'ty darn long to'day my brodda."
"Long boobs!"
"W'up bro, yo ma nig' yo tit' ies r pret'ty darn long to'day my brodda."
"Long boobs!"
by mrseduceyourbrother March 14, 2019
Get the Long boobsmug. Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.
by ianvogue March 21, 2019
Get the long day agomug. me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in
by doccuh April 24, 2022
Get the how long should i keep the poopy inmug.