Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation
A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.
by SwampRob November 4, 2011
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warped wall

That fucked up wall at the end of the ninja warrior obstacle course that people under 6’0 can’t get up
“Bro I really thought I was a ninja til I seen that warped wall that thing is a bitch
by MikusSeaGod June 30, 2019
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Wall Condom

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw
by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023
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Booty wall

The act of writing on someone's facebook wall after 1pm in hopes to start a convo that leads to sex. Worse than sex texting, as everyone else sees your pathetic attempt.
Guy 1: All my booty calls went unanswered last night.
Guy 2: Dude, its 2008, it's all about the booty wall.
by Chavezwho December 22, 2008
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Stealing the Wall

Synonym for “bootsing the house down.” It’s an expression of slaying and serving
Did you see the last episode of Rupaul’s Drag Race? Jaida Essence Hall was stealing the wall in the Madonna rusical
by Pussyboots April 3, 2022
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Washington Wall

In Washington state there is a moving wall that form will from moving vehicles on any roadway in Washington call "The Washington Wall"

When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.

Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.

Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.

Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!

Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!

The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
No sure if we'll be able to get to the speed limit today on the road, it looks like another Washington Wall in front of us.

If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
by Pyxelpusher September 12, 2022
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Russian Wall

A Russian (or Eastern European) woman hits the "Russian Wall" when she goes from being young and attractive to old and unattractive seemingly overnight.

See also: Hit the Asian Wall
Man, you better get in and out before she hits the Russian Wall!
by Svet8923483065 August 17, 2024
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