When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
Get the Turkey day votivemug. When a man or women recently shaved their perineum and/or around their anus and the result is several and severe razor bumps.
by PeskyBoi January 4, 2021
Get the Brazilian Turkeymug. by RockinRobin51014 April 10, 2019
Get the turkeymug. When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025
Get the Sicily half toast turkey sandwichmug. by WestPhillyBoul March 27, 2021
Get the Turkeymug. by MissHell666 March 24, 2022
Get the My turkeymug. Yes, it’s a game bird but it’s also a derogatory word used to describe someone who gobbles or yaps a lot. It also can be used in a similar way as “F-cker” or “an idiot” would be used.
“That’s turkey talk dude.”
“You turkey.”
“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”
“You turkey.”
“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”
by Anders Krieg December 21, 2023
Get the Turkeymug.