The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat January 01, 2020

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat January 01, 2020

Coca Tree

When you put shit in your pubes and have a girl give you head. Putting shit all over her face.

I got that hoe with the coca tree last night.

by ILikeCircles June 08, 2009

oak tree

A tree under the maple category.

Thats a tall oak tree!

by handle123lincoln May 13, 2024

Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.

Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads

by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021

Tree Masters

Little tree bitches who are destroying the world. Peace not war.

Fuck Tree Masters!

by prodwc November 01, 2022