Clown

A grown man or woman who is silly or foolish

Mike is 27 and childish he’s a clown

by FuckingGod December 13, 2018

clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.

Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.

by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.

hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!

by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

Clown

A totally useful emoji that can win any argument no matter if you have any skills.

Person 1: You fucking suck.
Person 2: 🤡 (clown)
Person 1: SHIT!

by some.Noob.is.here October 16, 2019

pandering clown

Someone who says or does things so that others will like them. Will contradict their own beliefs or values just to be liked by someone who doesn’t deserve the time of day.

Chipreiderson is a pandering clown.

by RealPapaEagle September 11, 2022