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Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.
Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.
by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019
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Thomas Drenth

The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.
You did an amazing job, just like a real Thomas Drenth.
by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019
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Thomas DiMillo

A white sexy Italian kid who can hook up anyone he wants and is good at every sport. He is shy but when you get to know him he will not stop talking. He probably lives in northern or southern America. If you ding yourself a Thomas DiMillo...keep him.
by John Bowen March 11, 2017
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Thomas

Thomas is a FUCKING AMAZING person and best of all, and he's a handsome boyfriend and soon to be husband !!<#
Thomas is an amazing person, no one can say otherwise
by PPopppii August 25, 2022
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Thomas

Is a big smoker...Likes to tell u that u are hot,beautiful, cute and will call u baby..But u txt him hes always with a girl ..Tells u hes not in a thing with anyone and doesnt want one😂😂 Leaves u on read or open...He is someone who cares when he wants too.But is not there to help u all the way..He likes to play with u in a pleasant way..He might tell u he likes u..But, he says that to alot of girls....
U:hey wyd
Thomas: I'm at my girls
1hour later
U:*sends pic*
Thomas:😍😩you're so cute
by Jess_roch@ September 18, 2020
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Thomas conneely

Thomas conneely is god and amazing and powerful
Thomas conneely was a god that was amazing and so powerful
by Thomas conneely November 28, 2021
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uncle thomas

A redneck insult describing A white person who favors blacks vs. Thier own race
( The white version of an "uncle tom". )
"Joey is wearing fubu jeans , a mecca shirt , and a Durag" , "that kid is such an uncle thomas"
by BIGSEAN727 November 20, 2015
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