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grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.
"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."
by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021
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Phones

A thing used by many virgins they most often use them in class or even to watch fortnite streamers.
Phones is a thing used by virgins.
by Controller Player October 16, 2019
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Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
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upra phone

Upra
Phone
Cameron how big is your upra phone?
by dumpsterbag November 4, 2022
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Phone

A device that is given to children at a ridiculously young age.

Very harmful metal thingamajig that gives out incredibly harmful radiation.
by -Complexity November 17, 2021
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Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.
I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.
by WisdomMan420 July 6, 2015
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phone

a device that has loads of useful functions
by shatisthat July 5, 2021
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