January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

January 7th

January 7th is national send a titty pic to whoever sends you this definition

send me a tit pic bae it January 7th

by Dixsucker January 7, 2024

January 15

The day when the best people are born. They are usually sporty people. She will grow up to be a dancer. And her family is amazing! She also has the best friends ever!

person one: mia’s birthday is on january 15!!
person two: wow mia must be the best

by heyhey2007 November 21, 2019

january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

January 14

National kiss you girl bestie

January 14
Hey can you come over here please

Her: what is I-
You:*kiss*

by Xadrianz_ January 9, 2022

January 23

if you were born on January 23 you are literally the hottest person ever you are amazing, funny, kind, stupid. (But that's what makes you amazing) if you have a gf/bf born on this day keep him/her never let them go EVER

P1:Hey when is your girlfriend born?

P2:January 23

P1:Omg dude that's awesome she's a keeper!

by Lolololnevl January 21, 2023