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Donald Deez Nutzz

Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz

1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.

2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."

3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."

4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.

Usage:

"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
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Donald Trump

Can convicted felons run for president?

Yeah, just look at Donald Trump
by SomeRandomSocialist June 7, 2024
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Donald

A Donald (Trump)

Cockney rhyming slang for a Dump (poo, shit, turd, stool)
Can you pass me my phone I'm just going for a Donald, won't be long...
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donald grabbing

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donald tramp

"donald trump can I ask you a question?"
"No, your fired and by the way it's donald tramp you idiot!"
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Donald Trump

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
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Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.
person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy
by circle2 July 19, 2024
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