christian is the type of person that comes up from behind you and slaps your butt. christian is very very gay. he sucks at basketball and can’t make a layup. he is skinny and has no muscle.
christian is a string bean
by dushaudb April 27, 2019
Get the christianmug. by aparently im a bean😐 May 25, 2021
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by AND I OOOOOP October 23, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
by SausageWarrior123 July 25, 2019
Get the Christian Cavallaromug. Christian is a very handsome man with a very big penis he also loves ladies and when he talks to them he id always kind, Ladies if your are looking for a man A guy named Christian is a good man for you he will help around the house wash the dishes cook and do whatever you want him to do
I love you christian
by Nathanissexy June 26, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!
by Ulturasexyman December 7, 2018
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