i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

The best TikTok content creator to ever walk this earth, all of his content is peek and will never be matched. This man is a goat and will never be forgotten.

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by i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat November 1, 2021

Going over the Lord's Strawberries

When you cry while blushing at the same time.

My feelings were so intense for this girl, so I started crying, but I wasn't embarrassed. I was just going over the lord's strawberries.

by DreamSlang November 5, 2023

GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025