rusty bolder

When you slip your balls in your old rusty grandmas pussy.

Man that grandma looks like I need to rust her pussy up with an old fashion rusty bolder.

by Bethu December 13, 2013

rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016

Rusty Taco

A repulsive amount of ginger pubes above the vagine

“Did the carpets match the drapes?”
“Yeah she’s got a rusty taco.”

by JewFishman November 19, 2021

Rusty enema

When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.

Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!

by Tony Danza 2020 September 12, 2020

rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician January 15, 2016

Rusty Lantern

A Rusty Lantern is the same as a Rusty Trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire.

The power went out so we performed the rusty lantern to bring light to our usual rusty trombone

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw

I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by jigglesthefett November 25, 2010