When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 1, 2022
Get the hot pocket punchmug. When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.
+++ implies a boner +++
+++ implies a boner +++
by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019
Get the Hessischer Lucky Punchmug. Masterbating with vigour.
by Bullturtle October 31, 2013
Get the punch the fat manmug. When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017
Get the Spackle Sucker Punchmug. by Cmannnnn January 26, 2022
Get the Double tongue punchmug. 1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015
Get the Cooter Bop punchmug. scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019
Get the Alabama One Punchmug.