Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

ivanna matta

The worst person in the universe. We all hoped Ivanna Matta just goes away for everyone.

Ivanna Matta there goes the worst person. When she opens her legs its like a gas chamber

by Ivanna Matta May 30, 2022

Hakuna Matata

When you are fucking a girl on her period stick your finger in her vagina and rub your finger on her forehead like simba from lion king

I hakuna matata her last night when we are in bed together.

by Jordibelford June 13, 2022

suubjeck mahtter jurishdickshun

A term used by panicking sex offenders after they mow down a crowd of people and beat up their baby's mother to indicate they have ran out of options and are likely facing multiple lifetime prison sentences.

"Your honor, suubjeck mahtter jurishdickshun still has not been proven for the record" says a total piece of shit.

by jenzel313 November 1, 2022

Hakuna Matata

A word used by teenagers when they don't know what to say.

"Jenna, what's the answer to question 5?"
"Hakuna Matata..."

by yassifiedbarbieslayed December 3, 2022

Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023