Lady Janes

A men’s salon that’s disguised as a brother. Girls who got rejected from working at Hooters or Lovers Lane work here because they are butter faces.

Demitrius!

What, Kenigga?

Did you see that guy go into Lady Janes? He was carrying a White Claw and looking for a happy ending!

by Dontask1092 September 26, 2019

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the Grey (or gray) Lady

Ghost of Ravenclaw House, the daughter of founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw.

harry: who's the Grey (or gray) Lady?!
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.

by QWERTY keyboard layout September 29, 2022

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Lady Gaga - Germanotta

Any fake celebrity who steals another artist's work, especially if the artist has a German name and has performed professionally since a teenager. Often resembles the actual artist and flies a Texas flag in the background of Super Bowl performances, because the actual artist who wrote every hit song was also born in Texas. Typically never acknowledges or pays original artist and psychopathically denies any plagiarism.

Oh no. He's not real. It's a Lady Gaga - Germanotta situation where he has three government ids with different names and claims he's from three different places on set.

by Not a German name August 22, 2017

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Lady Brisket

Refers to adult human female genitalia. Eating lady brisket is synonymous with cunnilingus. But while a muff diver is merely someone who goes down, a lady brisket eater is someone who has "a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career".

Binky: I like eating brisket

Pooky: You like eating them lady brisket too, don't you Binky?

by Wombats on Ponies August 6, 2021

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