July 25th

National slap your little or big sister day!

Sister: what day is it?

Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.

by TheAwsomeDood July 24, 2021

july 19th

your kinda dumb, anoyying, mad all the time and dosent do much

hey, you where born in july 19th your dumb

by that dumb dog 82828272 April 2, 2022

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 22

National Big Sister Day!!!!!

if you are seeing this on july 22, and you have big sister, show her some love!!

by Jessie_12345 July 22, 2021

july 7

the day god said fuck your relationship heres a real man

bb gun dates dude on "july 7"

by dani mcubetoes September 20, 2023

July 11th

National send a boob and ass video day

Guy: hey babe, do you know what day it is
Girl: yea i know that its July 11th, ill send them now

by anonymous July 10, 2021

July 9th

Ignore Edolon Vryche from Vast Error day!! Simply ignore him even if he's going to commit die!!!!:33 July 9th is simply ignore Edolon day!!!

Guy 1: Oh hi edo-
Guy 2: Bro it's July 9th! y'know Ignore Edolon day!!
Edolon: Oh hi!
guys:......
Edolon: guys?

by Ueueurjrii July 9, 2023