Jacob

A Jacob is adopted no matter what.

Jacob is adopted he's also a brick that swore and his bestest friend in the world Is Oliver caley

by YourAdoptionMother69 February 04, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy

jacob

by arfse October 01, 2021

jacob

a guy that never stops playing his xbox

his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life

by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020

jacob

A person whom is both weird and an emo child. Hes got an amazing smile and an asymmetrical face. He cares for his friends but they fall for him easily.

friend: do you see that kid wearing black over there?
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob

friend: oh my friend really likes him

by felixflys627 March 20, 2019

jacob

a donkey who can't get none

hey look he has to be jacob

by someonewhoknowsjacob March 06, 2019

Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.

Yo have you seen Jacob play today?

by Mrfunnyguy10 October 04, 2020

Jacob

Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.

HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!

by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 07, 2019