Hot-Air Ballooning

The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.

I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.

by Srzbzns December 10, 2018

air money shot

The act of simulating a cum shot at someone by shaking an empty fist at their face

Yo, this fine bitch next to me on the bus yawned so I busted out an air money shot while her mouth was wide open

by theRealbuckfutter July 15, 2015

air spanking

The act of waving hand in air in a spanking motion

Les Grossman was air spanking the shit out of that invisible hoe while dancing in Tropic Thunder

by pickle doodle May 23, 2018

Air Chocolate

Air chocolate, also know as someones chocolate being softer than air, is slang for when someones shit is infested with tape worms.

"Yo, dude! My chocolates softer than air!"

"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."

Air chocolate.

"Yeah youre right"

by coolguyhangoutdude April 5, 2021

Air Heart

A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.

Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...

Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.

by WWJG123012893 February 4, 2010

Gay air kindergarten teacher

It's when someone doesn't know wtf their gender is so they resort to gay air kindergarten teacher because that's the only right answer to Dylan's identity crisis

Dylan's gender is gay air kindergarten teacher

by Xen!! October 20, 2022

Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.

I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020