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by raybeez February 11, 2022
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Bucket

A person Catfishing a large group of people for an extended amount of time. Especially with the use of face dick pics. This person also tends to manipulate people into having feelings for them when they do not.
Don't be an asshole like Bucket, noone should be treated like that.
by Scorned shit happens March 9, 2020
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What A Chum Bucket

a derisive phrase often said when referring to an overweight or obese person that may or does behave like an asshole.
what a chum bucket that ryan is cole says to his friend Luke, who enthusiastically agrees.
by K Fariss August 8, 2025
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Water Bucket Release

A finishing blow to end off an intimate sex session. This first begins as sexual intercourse while wearing a turquoise shirt and jeans. When you’re about to buss, immediately jump up into the air as you yell “Water Bucket Release!” at the top of your lungs, and begin expelling every bodily fluid possible onto your partner as you land on them. This includes semen, saliva, snot, urine, blood, sweat, tears, vomit, and possibly even breast milk. If the following are done all at once, please get some fucking help.
Ex. Ryan came home furious after failing his muntology quiz, so I hit him with a Water Bucket Release to help him cool off. He seemed much better.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
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Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.
Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.
by JewSnapper December 29, 2018
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Eat a bucket

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.
Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?

Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”
by FondleMii March 21, 2023
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering just short of "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium. A share valued at $1 or $1.50 less than a decade ago went for the equivalent of $568 before a 1:5 stock split; aviation stocks were similarly overpriced.

That was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy a stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck December 15, 2025
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