Human

A featherless bipod

Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)

by john bron March 22, 2019

human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy

We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!

by Gridinator December 9, 2023

human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

by booze OG May 5, 2013

Human centipede

A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.

1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.

2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede

by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017

Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

Human

God's worst (and best) mistake he has ever created.

"Yo, i'm a human"
"NO WAY REALLY?!?!??!"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh

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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021