church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

h

a super cool letter which is the best

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by deja blu July 2, 2021

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by Hello world friend October 7, 2025

W@H

This is an acronym for "work at home". Work at home is a location, can also be called "remote". Used in reference to an employment position location.

"This is a W@H position, you will not work on site."
"This position is 100% W@H."

by EspressoLvr December 14, 2021

F I S H

TO REPEATEDLY BEAT A WOMEN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND USING A FISH PREFERABLY A SALMON OR CATFISH. ONCE SHE IS A PULP DRINK THE FLUID OF YOUR DREAMS.

ay man i gave my gf the F I S H, she's been quiet ever since. Best time of my life!

by F I S H January 25, 2021

Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

Krystal h

A firey red head with attitude that packs a punch, she will let you know if u step outta line with beautiful eyes that stares right into your soal she is lovable even when she pisses u off ....
Allways ready to party or chill no matter if its day or night just perfect kinda girl for all occasions...

Loves a bargain or even something free and not afraid to get grubby to earn her keep ...
If u manage to get hold of a krystal and I'm not talking of the amphetamine type hold onto her never let go even till ur last breath she will encaptivate your heart

Hey bitch have u heard from krystal .... I think she's with that tricky fella

Krystal h -firey temptress

by K-Minxie October 7, 2018