Dylan

awooga :heart_eyes:

omg is that dylan
yeah i think so
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by scottishrohankishibe November 11, 2022

Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

Dylan Geiger

The embodiment of “cringe”.

Everything Dylan Geiger says is cringe.

by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is the most amazing person you'll meet. He's an amazing boyfriend. He'll make you feel better when you're sad, he would do anything for you. He loves it when you are being cute, which isn't that hard because he thinks everything you do is cute. He loves to just cuddle all day and be playing around with you. But wait for what happens after.. he breaks your heart. He can't take it anymore, it's getting too much for him. He needs space to think about what is happening. He won't talk for a while and just let you sit there crying, while you are still waiting for him. You will never forget him because in your mind he still is your favorite guy. You love him with every broken piece of your heart he broke.

Dylan is such an amazing sweet guy, I love him!
Yeah he was.. I regret that I've met him.

by itsmeh.c; December 17, 2017

Dylan Raimen

A lampshade that knows how to eat a elephant while dancing and having $ex

Bob: Dude, I went to Ikea and bought this awesome Dylan Raimen.
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!

by SamLGer December 3, 2010

Joc dylan

Probably really slow, doesnt catch onto jokes, a JOC (jack on cock)

Man joc dylan is not real

by Skwueuqgsvdsb October 14, 2025

Dylan

I don’t understand how the world could be so cruel as to show me the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. Then immediately rip him away from me. Maybe this is pathetic and maybe you wouldn’t even want me to but I’d wait until you were ready. The thought of you with someone else is something I don’t even want to imagine. To the girl who gets to spend the rest of her life with you I envy her and I hope she treats you with the love and care you deserve. I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted. I hope one day you make it big and everyone who hears your songs knows it’s by you. I hope if you read this even though I doubt you ever will, you will know just how much our short time together meant to me.

Dylan is the sweetest most funny guy you will ever meet and he has a big heart.

by Emma Alonzo December 16, 2024