dude shea, asspony

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004

Dude bomb

Someone fills up a book bag or paint bucket with feces and urine and lights a firework inside it and lets it off in a room or open vicinity.

“Those two bastards just let off a dude bomb in my cell”

by Crabbymike July 2, 2024

dude stamps

"Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".

I totally used dude stamps to get my oil changed for free today.

by scary2004 January 26, 2016

Dude Food

Food that only dudes or “dudettes” eat.

Or

The type of lesbians that you wonder why they’re with the hot chick.

Yo! Let me get some of that dude food!

Or

How did she land someone so hot?
She’s in it for the “Dude Food”.

by Hatter34 April 19, 2022

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

DUDE HUGE

An extremely cocky man who thinks he's bigger than he really is. Tends to be abusive and dresses in wife-beaters.

"I just got back from the cafeteria. Some dude huge totally pushed me out of the line".

"Hey look, it's a DUDE HUUUGE!"

by JJunior November 6, 2013

Passive Dude

A non-binary person who can easily pass for a dude

Yes, you are non-binary, but you are cleary a passive dude by your clothes.

by Fredthetimebomb September 23, 2023