cum tears 

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

cum tears by Bamzamma June 14, 2018

Cum devil 

A cum devil is someone who is a slave to cum

That liam is a right cum devil he will do anything for cum

Cum devil by Jboooooiiiiii93 July 22, 2018

cum keyboard 

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

cum keyboard by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018

Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.

That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.

Cum-humbler by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

Cum and Feathered 

Similar to the ritualistic act of "Tar and Feathering". The victim will receive a coating of the participants cum, preferably on the face and immediately followed by a handful of feathers. Exploding Feathered pillow blow to the face is the preferred method.

Dude 1: "..so I totally left that Bitch looking like a chicken!"

Dude 2: "lmfao?! How so?"

Dude 1: "The classic CUM AND FEATHERED method!"

Dude 2: "Ahh yes, the classic CUM AND FEATHERED method"

Cum and Feathered by RacinJason December 13, 2018

Cum Slipper 

When a man pulls at the last minute and releases his load into a slipper/shoe and the girl put her foot into the cum filled slipper and then wears it around the house

I heard mark made Jessica a Cum Slipper

Cum Slipper by Dr l.a...s dart June 19, 2019

Cum Butty 

A cum butty is a sandwich or a oatcake which a man has a ejaculated into.

Billy: The bread needs using up so I made a Cum Butty
Harry: mmm yes tasty

Cum Butty by Jackling_ August 6, 2019