human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
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a human second

That image was funny, for about a human second.
by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018
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Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot
Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor
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Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022
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human trashcan

Within BDSM as a human trashcan the goal is to hold in any of your holes what is deemed "trash" if it'd be semen, blood, piss, mucus, Feces, etc. Potentially Actual Trash too.
I love to be daddy's Little Trashcan. I'm so disgusting. I love being a Human Trashcan it's so degrading.
by A Human TrashCan February 25, 2025
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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