turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

Pepper turkey

The act of ejaculating and or throwing terds on a females breast during sex.

"Dude my girl asked for a pepper turkey , I'm the luckiest guy alive"

by 1149omirp May 23, 2016

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Tucked Turkey

A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.

My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.

by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018

The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out

Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.

Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

by would you kindly November 24, 2017