Long Mode

Laying hotdog style on the love seat.

I was sitting there on the couch, long mode, while watching The Jersey Shore.

by madison_rae_plankton May 13, 2025

Clip Long Clip

Clip Long Clip

Clip Long Clip

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.

James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!

by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Aww man heard about Davey " "yeah i heard he was too long in the shower after that party "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

Longs

Clean-burning paper that comes in packs of numerous sizes. Used to wrap tobacco, weed, or any other plant the user wishes to cleanly and easily smoke.

Oi Brovva ive run outta longs need to steal some before I can smoke this Ganja

by sllukSfOecA October 30, 2017