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Kyle

A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019
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Kyle bit

When one wants a little, but a lot. It is in referendum to an amount comparable between different persons ideologies of interest. As to one a little can be a lot though Vice versa. Ergo this would be a happy go between for those with different technicalities.
Can I have just a kyle bit more?
Yes here you go.
by Handleurban October 6, 2021
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kyle kovarcik

he just dropped a 20 bomb?! kyle kovarcik moment fr
by brettybot July 14, 2022
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gabriel kyle apuli

wow the new iphone is gabriel kyle apuli
by Zenwooo February 10, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle likes boys.
by Tylerj0267 May 9, 2020
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kyle v

this guy who is a total asshat like 98%of the time. the other 2% hes one of the most considerate and funny people u will ever meet. i mean hes not THAT funny but hes funny enough. he laughs like a literal hyena and has the goofiest smile. his eyes are always filled with mischief and hes completely unpredictable.
wow that guy kyle v rlly is an asshat
by z0m8113 October 9, 2023
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Kyle Doom

Sexy math teacher who gets all the girls with is hot body.
by Frinklebinge February 26, 2019
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